Size Matters 😉
Why your first home should be one you can grow into, not one you just fit into Let's get the giggles out of the way first. Yes, I titled this post "Size Matters." Yes, I did it on purpose. Go ahead and get your mind out
Don't be a Puppy: 10 rookie mistakes First Home Buyers make, aka:Stay out of the Dog House on the UES
By John G Slattery, The Upper East Side Guy Buying your first home in Manhattan is thrilling. It is also a bit like walking a new puppy down Madison Avenue: adorable, but full of surprises. After nearly four decades here, I have watched smart buyers trip over the same handful
The Tragically Hip
Why the Upper East Side Is Suddenly the Coolest Zip Code in New York By John Slattery, The Upper East Side Guy Breaking news: the Upper East Side has a TikTok account now. Okay, not literally, but it might as well. For decades the neighbourhood's reputation was pearls,
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Fetching Top Dollar: The Insider's Guide to Buying Luxury on the Upper East Side Oct 21, 2026 · @John G Slattery If you've noticed more spring in Madison Avenue's step lately, it's not just the golden retrievers showing off their fall bandanas. Upper
Why Off-Market Is Having a Moment on the Upper East Side
Off-market sales are booming on the Upper East Side. Here's why co-op sellers and savvy buyers are going quiet, and why discretion often pays.
Outgrown Your Upper East Side Nest? Here's How to Trade Up for the Long Haul By John G. Slattery, The Upper East Side Guy
When your Upper East Side apartment starts feeling like a very expensive closet, it's time to trade up. Here's how to buy for the long haul, plus a few Park Avenue buildings that do "room to grow" beautifully.
Paws & Property: What Really Makes an Upper East Side Building Dog-Friendly
Meet John Slattery, the East Side Guy: a Corcoran real estate pro and lifelong dog lover sharing Upper East Side market insights, neighborhood guides, and stories from the leash.
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